Captain Parasite

Captain Parasite is the second person admitted to the Order of the Pineapple which happened on 18 January 1983.

Background
According to Alien, first member of the order, Captain Parasite was the first who was given a pineapple specifically as an award. An article later appeared in a magazine that told about the club, including mentioning the alleged rescue attempts of The Unknown Homecoming Queen by Captain Parasite who had a side kick named Fungi (or Fun Guy) which the captain insisted on calling "Fungus Face."

The captain was an active member of the Ĕk-sĕn-trĭks Cluborguild which created the order. While it is unknown specifically why he was given the award, he was also an actor, writer, and a clown who performed for various groups (although not under his OP name). His legal name may have been Chris B. Like a number of the original club members, C.P. later became active in the Society for Creative Anachronism.