Professor Mu-Chao

Professor Mu-Chao and Professor Cramulus were both admitted to the Order of the Pineapple on 18 January 2010.

Background
Formerly known as Prince Mu-Chao, he is responsible for creating the 23 Apples of Eris. It was one of the most popular Discordian sites, it slowly faded until a revival and a redo brought it back to full strength in 2009. He has contributed to many Discordian works; you could see some of Mu-Chao's work at 23ae.com/author/pmc (not active when last checked). We would like especially to point out The Jake that Changed a World, where an effort begun by Mu-Chao led to Planet X being named Planet Eris. Also see es bio. Even before a member of the Order of the Pineapple, he did work for the order and for various related projects.

Acceptance
Thank you... thank you... please... thank you...

Okay, first of all, I want to thank my agent, Jerry Finklestein... without you I would still be eating out of garbage cans, smoking cigarette butts off the street corner, and shooting up cat urine for cheap kicks. And thanks to the Academy for picking me... you know, Happy Fun Ball said it was an honor just to get nominated, but if you look at the faces of the losers in the audience, you'll see no honor, only shame. Look at ________________-he's barely holding it together!

Being a Discordian is a tricky thing to excel at, but when my grandpappy held me on his knee and told me that I could be anything I wanted in life, I knew that I wanted to do as close to nothing as possible, and get accolades and glorious paychecks for it. Here are the accolades, grandpappy, the money will surely follow soon.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

I'm King of the Disney Land!