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Rev. Timothy Edward Bowen (aka Old Boy Floats) and Pope Hildegard were both admitted to the Order of the Pineapple on 18 January 2015.


Timothy Bowen (Ol Boy Floats) is the editor and interviewer for Voices of Chaos, author/compiler of Jonesboro Discordia; and was a guest appearing on The Jerry Springer Show as a (fake) brony for My Little Pony. He also did A Pocketful of Chaos, Principia Dysnomia, and other works in addition to being a radio disk jockey.


"Pineapples. Those are funny things. Neither Pine nor Apple, it is a fruit with many uses. It can be used as a weapon, as a back scratcher, or as a delicious treat. Discordianism is very similar to a Pineapple in that way. I have personally used Discordianism as a weapon, back scratcher, and a delicious treat. I think that’s what separates the men from the boys.

"I’m really happy to accept this award and I would like to thank all of the people who helped get me here; Jerry Springer, Lady Gaga, The Amazing Atheist, #Gamergate, Ronald McDonald, Obama, I can go on. I will go on. Allow me to go on.

"On second thought, I'd rather not go on. The one person I’d truly like to thank is myself. I’m a great person. I won an award, how can I not be great?

"Now here’s hoping this award gets me laid!

"Ron Paul 2016"

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Order of the Pineapple 2015

Timothy Bowen Comedy

Timothy Edward Bowen on Goodreads